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Perverse Verse

  • Smells Like Tooms Spirit (2.5k)
    Post "Tooms" filk (song parody) of "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
  • I'm a Liverfluke (1.8k)
    Post "The Host" filk (song parody) of "I'm a Lumberjack".
  • Goatsucker (1k)
    Post "El Mundo Gira" haiku.
  • The Wonderful Thing About Basements (2.1k)
    Post "The End" filk (song parody) of "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers". The basement office goes up in flames.
  • Shippers in the Night (2.1k)
    Pre-Movie filk (song parody) of "Strangers in the Night". Mulder/Scully relationshippers anticipate romantic interaction on the silver screen.

Post-Episode Stories

  • My Seester, She Ees Virgeen (3k)
    Bill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.
  • South Parked (7.2k)
    Occurs sometime during Season Five. Mulder and Scully go to Colorado. An X-Files/South Park crossover.
  • Napoleon Complex (4k)
    Occurs sometime around "Empedocles" and the LGM ep "Tango". Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
  • FBI Ball (12.7k)
    Post "TrustNo1" short story. Doggett asks Scully to the FBI Ball where Mulder comes out of hiding.
  • Tampons for Men (4.5k) cover art & trivia
    Kersh shops for tampons. Post "John Doe" vignette.
  • Cat Person (1.8k)
    Post "Audrey Pauley" 155 word-vignette of the missing scene from the episode.
  • Wedding Fit for a Princess (7.2k) cover art & trivia
    Post "The Truth." Scully and Mulder gets married. Nominee of the 2003 Spooky Award for Oustanding Humor.
  • I in Time Will Come (4k)
    Post "The Truth". CSM finds his afterlife unsatisfactory.

Pre-Pilot Stories

  • Crucified Toad
    12-year-old Scully shows 15-year-old Mulder her secret fort.

Sneak Peek

Story nuggets that may one day blossom into something worth reading.

  • Killswitch/Jump the Shark Sequel
    The Lone Gunmen are dead -- or are they?
  • Those Who Wield Fire
    Post "The Truth" casefile. Thanks to the dead Lone Gunmen, the struggling US Space Program may one day save the world.
  • Haunted Vase
    A little girl is inexplicably frightened of a red vase.
  • Bucket of Porn
    Post "4D" casefile. During Mulder's disappearance, Scully is arrested for possession of child pornography.
  • The Texture of Her Regret
    Post "Christmas Carol" story. Scully gets the chance to re-live one day in her life.

Rough Draft Graveyard

Abandoned works that will never be completed. Read the angst of writer's block, or Better Judgement. What was I thinking?

  • Orpheus and Eurydice
    Post "The Beginning" crossover with a Greek myth. Scully dies, and Mulder must bring her back from the underworld.
  • Childhood Fear of Clowns
    Post "John Doe" story that plugs all those gaping plotholes with smut.
  • Stanky Sock Puppet (?k) Post "The Truth", and an answer to the May 2002 Whispers of X challenge.

Kill Filed

Fanfic that has been executed for crimes against sanity.

  • Masturbation
    Post "Pilot" smutfic. Mulder eavesdrops on Scully masturbating.
  • Killer Pussy Cats
    Pre "Teso dos Bichos" case file. The original draft of John Shiban's immortal teleplay finally comes to light!
  • Motel Room
    Post "Killswitch" casefile. Old fanfic standby: Mulder and Scully must share a motel room.
  • This Creature Fruitful (14k)
    Post "Trevor" smutfic. Mulder and Scully's weekend of sex is postponed by a visit from her mom.
  • CSM's Pussy
    Post "S.R. 819" story. CSM adopts a cat.

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