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Fanfic Arranged by Category
- Smells Like Tooms Spirit (2.5k)
Post "Tooms" filk (song parody) of "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
- I'm a Liverfluke (1.8k)
Post "The Host" filk (song parody) of "I'm a Lumberjack".
- Goatsucker (1k)
Post "El Mundo Gira" haiku.
- The Wonderful Thing About Basements (2.1k)
Post "The End" filk (song parody) of "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers". The basement office goes up in flames.
- Shippers in the Night (2.1k)
Pre-Movie filk (song parody) of "Strangers in the Night". Mulder/Scully relationshippers anticipate romantic interaction on the silver screen.
- My Seester, She Ees Virgeen (3k)
Bill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.
- South Parked (7.2k)
Occurs sometime during Season Five. Mulder and Scully go to Colorado.
An X-Files/South Park crossover.
- Napoleon Complex (4k)
Occurs sometime around "Empedocles" and the LGM ep "Tango". Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
- FBI Ball (12.7k)
Post "TrustNo1" short story. Doggett asks Scully to the FBI Ball where Mulder comes out of hiding.
- Tampons for Men (4.5k) cover art & trivia
Kersh shops for tampons. Post "John Doe" vignette.
- Cat Person (1.8k)
Post "Audrey Pauley" 155 word-vignette of the missing scene from the episode.
- Wedding Fit for a Princess (7.2k) cover art & trivia
Post "The Truth." Scully and Mulder gets married. Nominee of the 2003 Spooky Award for Oustanding Humor.
- I in Time Will Come (4k)
Post "The Truth".
CSM finds his afterlife unsatisfactory.
- Crucified Toad
12-year-old Scully shows 15-year-old Mulder her secret fort.
Story nuggets that may one day blossom into something worth reading.
- Killswitch/Jump the Shark Sequel
The Lone Gunmen are dead -- or are they?
- Those Who Wield Fire
Post "The Truth" casefile. Thanks to the dead Lone Gunmen, the struggling US Space Program may
one day save the world.
- Haunted Vase
A little girl is inexplicably frightened of a red vase.
- Bucket of Porn
Post "4D" casefile. During Mulder's disappearance, Scully is arrested for possession of child pornography.
- The Texture of Her Regret
Post "Christmas Carol" story. Scully gets the chance to re-live one day in her life.
Rough Draft Graveyard
Abandoned works that will never be completed. Read the angst of writer's block, or Better Judgement. What was I thinking?
- Orpheus and Eurydice
Post "The Beginning" crossover with a Greek myth. Scully dies, and
Mulder must bring her back from the underworld.
- Childhood Fear of Clowns
Post "John Doe" story that plugs all those gaping plotholes with smut.
- Stanky Sock Puppet (?k) Post "The Truth", and an answer to the May 2002 Whispers of X challenge.
Fanfic that has been executed for crimes against sanity.
Post "Pilot" smutfic. Mulder eavesdrops on Scully masturbating.
- Killer Pussy Cats
Pre "Teso dos Bichos" case file. The original draft of John Shiban's immortal teleplay finally comes to light!
- Motel Room
Post "Killswitch" casefile. Old fanfic standby: Mulder and Scully must share a motel room.
- This Creature Fruitful (14k)
Post "Trevor" smutfic. Mulder and Scully's weekend of sex is postponed by a visit from her mom.
- CSM's Pussy
Post "S.R. 819" story. CSM adopts a cat.
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