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Fanfic Arranged by Category

Smells Like Tooms Spirit (2.5k)
Post "Tooms" filk (song parody) of "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
I'm a Liverfluke (1.8k)
Post "The Host" filk (song parody) of "I'm a Lumberjack".
Goatsucker (1k)
Post "El Mundo Gira" haiku.
The Wonderful Thing About Basements (2.1k)
Post "The End" filk (song parody) of "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers". The basement office goes up in flames.
Shippers in the Night (2.1k)
Pre-Movie filk (song parody) of "Strangers in the Night". Mulder/Scully relationshippers anticipate romantic interaction on the silver screen.

My Seester, She Ees Virgeen (3k)
Bill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.
South Parked (7.2k)
Occurs sometime during Season Five. Mulder and Scully go to Colorado. An X-Files/South Park crossover.
Napoleon Complex (4k)
Occurs sometime around "Empedocles" and the LGM ep "Tango". Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
FBI Ball (12.7k)
Post "TrustNo1" short story. Doggett asks Scully to the FBI Ball where Mulder comes out of hiding.
Tampons for Men (4.5k) cover art & trivia
Kersh shops for tampons. Post "John Doe" vignette.
Cat Person (1.8k)
Post "Audrey Pauley" 155 word-vignette of the missing scene from the episode.
Wedding Fit for a Princess (7.2k) cover art & trivia
Post "The Truth." Scully and Mulder gets married. Nominee of the 2003 Spooky Award for Oustanding Humor.
I in Time Will Come (4k)
Post "The Truth". CSM finds his afterlife unsatisfactory.

Story nuggets that may one day blossom into something worth reading.

Killswitch/Jump the Shark Sequel
The Lone Gunmen are dead -- or are they?
Those Who Wield Fire
Post "The Truth" casefile. Thanks to the dead Lone Gunmen, the struggling US Space Program may one day save the world.
Haunted Vase
A little girl is inexplicably frightened of a red vase.
Bucket of Porn
Post "4D" casefile. During Mulder's disappearance, Scully is arrested for possession of child pornography.
The Texture of Her Regret
Post "Christmas Carol" story. Scully gets the chance to re-live one day in her life.

Abandoned works that will never be completed. Read the angst of writer's block, or Better Judgement. What was I thinking?

Orpheus and Eurydice
Post "The Beginning" crossover with a Greek myth. Scully dies, and Mulder must bring her back from the underworld.
Childhood Fear of Clowns
Post "John Doe" story that plugs all those gaping plotholes with smut.
Stanky Sock Puppet (?k) Post "The Truth", and an answer to the May 2002 Whispers of X challenge.

Fanfic that has been executed for crimes against sanity.

Masturbation
Post "Pilot" smutfic. Mulder eavesdrops on Scully masturbating.
Killer Pussy Cats
Pre "Teso dos Bichos" case file. The original draft of John Shiban's immortal teleplay finally comes to light!
Motel Room
Post "Killswitch" casefile. Old fanfic standby: Mulder and Scully must share a motel room.
This Creature Fruitful (14k)
Post "Trevor" smutfic. Mulder and Scully's weekend of sex is postponed by a visit from her mom.
CSM's Pussy
Post "S.R. 819" story. CSM adopts a cat.