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Fanfic Arranged by Pairing

Cat Person rated PG
Post "Audrey Pauley" 155 word-vignette of the missing scene from the episode.
Goatsucker rated G
Post "El Mundo Gira" haiku.
Smells Like Tooms Spirit rated PG-13
Post "Tooms" filk (song parody) of "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

I'm a Liverfluke rated PG-13
Post "The Host" filk (song parody) of "I'm a Lumberjack".

I in Time Will Come rated R
CSM and, shall we say, Satan?
My Seester, She Ees Virgeen rated PG-13
Bill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.
Napoleon Complex rated R
Occurs sometime around "Empedocles" and the LGM ep "Tango". Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
FBI Ball rated PG-13
Post "TrustNo1" short story. Doggett asks Scully to the FBI Ball where Mulder comes out of hiding.

Tampons for Men rated PG cover art & trivia
Kersh shops for tampons. Post "John Doe" vignette.

Crucified Toad rated PG-13
Pre-XF story wherein 12-year-old Scully shows 15-year-old Mulder her secret fort.
Wedding Fit for a Princess rated G cover art & trivia
Scully and Mulder gets married. Nominee of the 2003 Spooky Award for Oustanding Humor.
South Parked rated TV-MA
Occurs sometime during Season Five. Mulder and Scully go to Colorado. An X-Files/South Park crossover.
The Wonderful Thing About Basements rated PG
Post "The End" filk (song parody) of "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers". The basement office goes up in flames.
Shippers in the Night rated G
Pre-Movie filk (song parody) of "Strangers in the Night". Mulder/Scully relationshippers anticipate romantic interaction on the silver screen.